Travel tip for parents Dance in your hotel room

Travel tip for parents Dance in your hotel room I went to Tampa this past week. Ive been traveling a lot to promote my book. The first time I left the kids to promote the book, last month, my five-year-old said, No! You cant go! Why do you have to go? I said, Because its my job. My boss wants me to. I said this to my son even though I dont actually have a boss. But how can I tell him that I am generating this trip on my own? Its too awful to admit. Still, I am blindsided: He says, Doesnt your boss know you love us? I tell myself to ignore it. I tell myself there are nine million stories of kids saying the most heart wrenching thing they can say to their mom as she leaves for the office. I get to the airport and I tell myself everything is fine while I bite all my nails. Then I wait at the gate while I sip diet Coke hoping I didnt eat so many Ho-Hos with the kids that I dont fit into my mommys-working-now clothes. I am at the wrong gate. I read the seat number instead of the gate. I make the flight with seconds to spare. I try to calm myself down on the plane. I tell myself that there is no way to support the family as a writer if Im not going to promote my book. I tell myself my kids are lucky that Im with them every day from 1pm to 8pm. I tell myself Im lucky to be making a living as a writer. I get to Chicago to switch planes. I tell myself that I am in better shape and that I dont have to worry about falling apart on local television because I am not falling apart now. I have a sandwich as a sign of body confidence. Or at least waist confidence; its all about the button. I hand the boarding pass taker my boarding pass and she says, This is a flight to New York. Youre going to Tampa. You better run. I run. And I cry. I cry because I am losing my mind. I cannot even remember what city Im going to. In my plane seat I tell myself this can be the end of the book tour. And this is the advice Im going to give you about successfully handling your kids and your career. Dont ever confess anything like this. Its bad for your career. There is more, though. I get to the hotel, and you know what? Its clean, its quiet, the bed is huge and its all mine. I sleep very well. I get up early, because my body clock is set to wake up at 5am with my two-year-old. (Please, do not post comments about how your kid sleeps until 7am and I should do what you do. Do not be so arrogant as to think I have not tried.) With lots of time to spare I play music on my laptop. And then, I dance. I dance in the bathroom, I dance in front of five mirrors, and when the Beastie Boys come on, I dance up on the bed. I am happy. I order the fifteen-dollar omelet from room service without flinching. And I add a pot of coffee. This is the real problem with travel: How fun it is. How freeing it is to be away from the kids. I can think, I can eat like a queen, and I can bounce around the room like a fifteen-year-old. Not that I couldnt do this at home. I could, sans omelet. But I wouldnt. Thats why business travel is so inspiring to a mom. And now Im thinking maybe I can do one more city for the book tour.